"Elementary, my dear Rand. It works because it's impossible!" - Quinn Schmul, eccentric inventor.A whirlwind tale of time travel, magic, science, coffee, geeks, logic, fallacy, and spaghetti.Rand likes his coffee, his sleep, and the study of philosophy. Especially philosophy. He craves the beauty and rigor of it. That's why he's studying formal logic at an age when he should be doing something far more sensible with his life.It's a mystery how he...