Henry Carter Hull

This hilarious graduation keepsake exposes the not-always-awesome realities of becoming an adult in bitingly satirical verse. Congrats! Congrats! You've made it so far. You're an adult now, you're even allowed in a bar. But long before you're going to succeed, You'll eff shit up, 100% guaranteed. This off-beat (and off-color) volume of illustrated comic verse offers an honest assessment of what's in store for those with the misfortune of...

A light-hearted look at the Coronavirus Pandemic and its affects on the world. Limmericks of the Lockdown tells it how it is with the experience of each of us during the lockdown to stay safe, avoid the COVID-19 virus.

A rhyme with illustrations explaining that Nanas know all there is to know for the little ones. A reader friendly picture book written in rhyme that can be read to 2 - 5yr olds and with comprehension by 5yr olds and older. It is also ideal to be read by grandmothers to their grandchildren. Inspired and illustrated by the authors grandchildren putting a charming and amusing slant on everyday questions and comments. * Delightful stories for my grandies *...

This book consists of 220 original limericks, illustrated with ink drawings by the author. It will appeal to adults and well-read teenagers. The limericks reflect the funny, subtle and quirky aspects of human behaviour that make life amusing. The collection does not contain any smutty or obscene material. Nor does it contain any mentions of actual people, or derogatory material of any kind.

A lighthearted collection of 100 humorous haiku about ups and downs of teaching. Never has so much been said in so few words!

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"Box of Chocolates" fills an important need in the world. In the face of an uncertain and broken world, poetry emerges as a transformative force, igniting the fires of compassion, truth, and empathy. In these desperate times, when extremism, hatred, prejudice, deceit, and selfishness seem to prevail, the world needs poetry more than ever. Amidst the chaos and confusion, poetry serves as a sanctuary for those seeking peace and comfort, inspiration,...

From award-winning reporter and author of Pieces of Intelligence: The Existential Poetry of Donald H. Rumsfeld comes this collection of poems mined from the interviews, speeches, and tweets of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. The Vicious Ones I was attacked viciously By those women, Of course, it's very hard for them To attack me on looks, Because I'm so good looking. But I was attacked very viciously By those women. -August 9, 2015,...

Cats are done with humans' crap. For too long they have put up with baby talk, the humiliation of holiday costumes, and the social injustice of being told, "No." They will not sleep through this anymore. We humans have woken the beast, and in this book they have gathered together to reclaim their voice, loudly and repeatedly until we pay attention. Watch the uprising unfold, through anthems such as "Redefine Terms," "Accepted," "Decide," "A New Dawn,"...

How to Appear Normal at Social Events is an oddly cheering book of illustrated lists. Largely based on Lord Birthday's popular Instagram account, the book offers excessively absurd, occasionally wise advice on topics ranging from finding your life's purpose to defending yourself against forest clowns. (Hint: Set an oatmeal trap.)