Henry Carter Hull

"Classics" (the books you've lied about reading). Actual Classics (Greek and Latin books people don't even pretend to have read). Contemporary fiction (those books people talk about at parties that you've "definitely heard of" but never bothered to pick up). Children's (books that say the most with the fewest number of words, i.e. "The Best Books"). Reference (Those books that were around before Google). From children's literature, The Very Hungry...

Icelandic Magic for Modern Living includes a collection of staves, spells, and rituals to help you get more likes on Instagram, find happy hour at whatever bar you enter, to grow the mightiest eyebrows, and more. Readers are advised to approach the claims of this sorcery with extreme caution as the spells themselves are sometimes dangerous to perform and their effects are not guaranteed.

"This Guy's Comics Hilariously Sum Up the Truth About Being a Parent.- -- Buzzfeed He's back, and he's totally got parenting figured out this time. KIDDING. It's another collection of Fowl Language comics, ripped from the headlines of this author's actual friggin' life. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll swear. It's almost exactly like a day of parenting, except without the annoying little people.

Tess wants you to know that she intends to continue throwing up freely as long as the new baby gets to-fair is fair. Ovid would like to inform you that he's giving up one of his nine lives in order to avoid a visit to the vet-he'll miss you and knows you understand. And Quinn assures you that she'll protect you from whatever it is that's rolled under the table with all the righteous fury in her little body-even if only turns out to be a dropped olive.   Sorry...

These casually drawn, perfectly on-point comics by the hugely popular young Brooklyn-based artist Sarah Andersen are for the rest of us. They document the wasting of entire beautiful weekends on the internet, the unbearable agony of holding hands on the street with a gorgeous guy, and dreaming all day of getting home and back into pajamas. In other words, the horrors and awkwardnesses of young modern life. Oh and they are totally not autobiographical....

"Ladies, if you 'feel the heat go up your neck, and your armpits drip with sweat, you're hands have gotten clammy and your clothes are soaking wet,' unless you're running through the Mohave desert, you're in menopause. If you've looked into the mirror and wondered 'What the hell happened to me?' You're probably beyond menopause. Either way, book is for you. Two dozen hilarious rhymes covering everything from wrinkles to spider veins, falling body...

"An adult parody of children's alphabet books, offering horrible -- but hilarious -- advice, from the authors of All my friends are dead. In the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children's alphabet book on its head. Adorable, illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons. O is for opening things...

Wickedly witty and wonderfully wise, Aunty Acid is back with a whole new collection about the world of technology. Aunty Acid is the sassy senior created to give "the crazy old lady in all of us" a voice that can be heard from ten blocks away. In Aunty Acid Breaks the Internet , this feisty senior tells it like it is and has her own unique opinions about technology, social media, and everything having to do with the digital world. Aunty Acid is created...

""When bad sex happens to good people, there is no recourse like full disclosure,"is the motto of Worst Laid Plans , a collection of forty probably-too-intimate, but shockingly funny, true-life tales of lust gone wrong. The stories are divided into themed sections including Foreign Affairs ("When bad sex goes abroad”), Self-Help ("Love thyself . . . but do it carefully”), On the Rebound ("The art of getting back in-and-out-there”),...

A goofy book celebrating the Dad Joke lifestyle and packed with puns and wordplay for your favorite punster. Bad Dad Jokes covers every aspect of the most simultaneously loathed and beloved joke form of all time: the pun. Because "Dad Humor" should be practiced by everyone (regardless of age, gender, or family status) this book serves to encourage creative thinking and punning habits for everyone! Learn how to properly deliver a pun (whether written,...