Where the Red Fern Grows is the heartwarming and adventurous tale for all ages about a young boy and his quest for his own red-bone hound hunting dogs.

Batten down the hatches and blow the ballast! The U.S. Sub Standard-the least seaworthy vessel to ever enter the water-plunges into misadventure at the helm of the navy's most inept captain. Assembled by a corrupt contractor that's siphoning funds and sending kickbacks to the navy brass, the submarine is sent on a one-way mission... but it's crew doesn't know they aren't supposed to return in this comic farce.

Call finds he has more than just teenage killer Joey Garza to hunt down but the infamous "man-burner" Mox Mox and his gang.

Konrad was created as a perfect "instant 8-year-old child" in a factory, but due to a mistake in the factory's computer, Konrad is delivered to Bertie Bartolotti, a woman whose life is in a constant state of disarray. Konrad arrives looking like a gremlin, but when Bertie pours a nutrient solution over his head, he changes into a fully developed 8-year-old child. Meanwhile, the factory realizes a mistake was made, and recalls Konrad, but Konrad does...